Liberal Jokes

Diversity good: The Nuclear club. Diversity bad: College professors. Q: When does a liberal come out against illegal immigration? A: When he has to learn another language to tell others how tolerant he is. Liberal -- Someone who proclaims horror and disgust at his own position once you explain in detail what he supports. (Try this with homosexuality for maximum entertainment value). Liberal -- Someone whose tolerance requires them to not tolerate an opposing view. Liberal -- Someone who proclaims that dissent is patriotism, but stomachs no dissent from liberal positions. Liberalism -- In foreign policy, the theory that you can win any war by running quickly away from your opponent.